9:15 a.m. Conversation in the Car
MP: My feet are tired.
Me: My eyes are tired. Hey, make sure you take a nap at school today, okay?
MP: Okay. You should take a nap at work.
Me: I wish I could. My boss doesn’t let me take naps at work.
MP: WHAT?!? Well, you have to tell him YOU’RE the boss!
Me: Well, I’m the boss at home, but he’s the boss at work.
MP: You’ll just have to take a nap when we get home.
Me: Sounds good to me.
MP: ‘Cause he doesn’t know where you live.
MP: Pretty sneaky Mom.
Me: I try.