I was never the kid who drew on walls. I enjoy making up for lost time with Photoshop. I think it’s entirely possible the power makes me drunk. It’s not always pretty, but it’s FUN.
I believe there are no coincidences.
Dead people are my hobby. Er, kinda. I love all things spooky (or smoooky, as MP would say). Seriously. If I weren’t so scared of bad ju-ju following me home, Ghostbuster would totally be my vocation of choice. And no, I’m not into the occult or anything dark and twisted. Please.
I plot and plan 24/7 how to start my own business. The goal is to be able to make a decent living working via the internet, anywhere, anytime, so MP and I can live three months a year in another country.
MP sleeps with me every night. I think I like it even more than she does.
I don’t discount the possibility of breaking your mother’s back if you step on a crack. That would make me superstitious …
… and completely Obsessive Compulsive. Not the cute, “OMG, I was soooo OCD today!” The real kind that comes with a diagnosis.
On a Monk scale of 1 to 10, I’m probably about a 4.5. Bad days, maybe as much as a 7.5. Which is waaay better than a lot of people. So if you think I’m not checking comments 100 times a day, you’re the one who’s crazy. Which means, if you care at all about my mental health, you’ll leave me some love.
And after that confession, it should come as no surprise that
I totally believe in past lives. Maybe some day I’ll tell you what mine was.
Serendipitous – best word ever.
Moist, probe – worst words ever.
Musings – most irritating. I think of corduroy blazers and elbow patches.
Not to mention this guy:
On that note, full-on beards gross me out.
I don’t drink coffee but have a serious Diet Pepsi addiction. Caffeine free. Because caffeine’s bad for you. And aspartame, phospohric acid, potassium benzoate and phenylalanine ROCK!
I hate when people call their kids ‘kidlets.’ Makes me think of this:
Another one that gives me a rash is ‘kiddos.’ I have no explanation. It’s just … yech.
I had personalized license plates in high school. I thought it was cool. It was not. I think it’s safe to say most are an embarrassment.
This, however, is an exception:
Borrowed from these guys
True or not, I always think MP is the most beautiful child in the room. And I think that’s the way it should be.
I currently have five bags of old bread heels in the fridge – in case we decide to feed some ducks. They’ve been there awhile.
My AMP (After MP) life is WAY better than my BMP life.
And no matter what you think, I really, truly am pretty normal.