Another day, another tag, and STILL I have no idea what “meme” means …
Restless Housewife tagged me with a Five Classes I Wish They Would’ve Taught in School meme, so without further ado, here are a few I probably should have taken.
All About Tires
By far, the sexiest of all five courses. Topics covered include how to change a flat in a muddy field; all about all-weather; and the importance of rotation. I have spent stupid amounts of money on these three things since learning to drive.
Boobage 101: Droop and Bob
Underwire. It’s a good thing. Had I known this earlier in life, I may have stood a fighting chance against gravity. *sob*
Boobage 102: Me and My Little Squirt
Breastfeeding does in fact, not come naturally. There’s leaking and latching and and chapping and pumping … and with the occasional glass of wine, dumping. Even freezing. Who knew?
Job Hunting for The New Graduate
How to interview without looking like a dill weed … like I did back in ’92, rockin’ the red Talbots blazer and ill-fitting pleated skirt. The horror.
Intricacies of Ordering in a 5-Star Restaurant
Sweetbread. Neither sweet, nor bread.
If you’re a bit unsure what this tasty sounding treat actually IS, I highly recommend a little research BEFORE ordering in a restaurant. Not that I ever blindly ordered the thing.
And now, I’m passing the torch … Here’s who’s been tagged so far.
I’m adding just a couple people to the list – Deb at San Diego Momma, because I know she’ll participate; THAT Mom at We Are THAT Family; and McMommy at The McMommy Chronicles, a great blog I just found.
Go forth and conquer.