Vampy me oh my.

I’ve turned into a total vampire, and almost completely stopped sleeping at night.

Mommypie! Surely you jest! Au contraire mon frere. It appears that six years of late nights working from home has caught up with me and totally farked my sleep schedule.

Now, I stay up all night, lie down around 4 a.m. to catch a few hours sleep before having to get up and get MP to kindergarten. After dropping her off, I swiftly return home and fall back into bed until sometime after lunch, at which point I have to literally force myself to get up. I SO have to get off this insane schedule and back to some semblance of normalcy.

What do I DO all night? I DO get a ton of work done. (Swap Mamas is now over 5,200 members and between 700,000 and 1 million page views a month! W00t!)

And I bake.

Yessiree, nothin’ says lovin’ like Mommypie from the oven.

Tonight, after warming a loaf of leftover garlic bread and sitting down to watch Twilight for the bazillionth time, the irony of the combo dawned on me.

Oh noooo, the Vamp’s gotta go.

Earl, clean up in aisle nine …

Holy crap. Costco even has a POOL now.

You can drop the kids off and everything.