Monthly Archives: February 2010

Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions

So, I’m doing a giveaway. I promised the good folks at Knock Knock (cutest products evah, btw) I’d have this up a loooong time ago, and silly me, I’ve completely neglected the old blog. Which sucks because this would make a perfectly twisted Valentine’s Day gift …

Here’s the deal. Leave a comment below (if there’s anyone still out there … echo … echo …) and you’ll be entered to win the fabulous little book … Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions.

Here’s how Knock Knock describes it:

“There’s a time and a place for saying what’s really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you’ll always be prepared with an appropriate—or completely inappropriate—putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.”

My faves?

“Have you thought about upping the dosage?”

“Baggage is one thing. Steamer trunks are another.”

“I’m visualizing duct tape over your mouth.”

And of course …

“Where’d you hear that — on a blog?”

So, leave a comment, Doogs. If you feel REALLY creative, leave me your best insult or comeback. (Not directed at ME of course. Payback’s a beyotch.)


UPDATE: Congrats to Suzy Voices! You won the book! Go forth and insult.


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