March 24, 2009 | THE PROPOSAL
February 2, 2009 | It’s MP’s world. I just live in it.
January 5, 2009 | Just because JESUS sasses his mother doesn’t mean YOU can.
December 4, 2008 | Along the lines of ‘Go Climb a Rock’ or ‘Camping is my Bag.’
November 24, 2008 | All the world’s a jungle. Some places just require less clothing.
October 1, 2008 | The origin of words.
September 18, 2008 | Gettin’ busy in the afterlife.
August 11, 2008 | Did someone say Endowment for the Arts?
July 20, 2008 | BLOGHERNOT ’08. Kum Bai Ya Doogs.
June 11, 2008 | How to meet a billionaire and make an impression.
May 27, 2008 | Nog Duts. The post in which I lose a few readers.
April 24, 2008 | My Best Nancy Drew Impression
April 16, 2008 | More Wankers. Now with Nobs.
April 7, 2008 | ‘Til Death Do I Part
March 4, 2008 | I Swear I’m Gonna Start A Movement
February 17, 2008 | Conversation With My Heart
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