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Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions

So, I’m doing a giveaway. I promised the good folks at Knock Knock (cutest products evah, btw) I’d have this up a loooong time ago, and silly me, I’ve completely neglected the old blog. Which sucks because this would make a perfectly twisted Valentine’s Day gift …

Here’s the deal. Leave a comment below (if there’s anyone still out there … echo … echo …) and you’ll be entered to win the fabulous little book … Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions.

Here’s how Knock Knock describes it:

“There’s a time and a place for saying what’s really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you’ll always be prepared with an appropriate—or completely inappropriate—putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.”

My faves?

“Have you thought about upping the dosage?”

“Baggage is one thing. Steamer trunks are another.”

“I’m visualizing duct tape over your mouth.”

And of course …

“Where’d you hear that — on a blog?”

So, leave a comment, Doogs. If you feel REALLY creative, leave me your best insult or comeback. (Not directed at ME of course. Payback’s a beyotch.)


UPDATE: Congrats to Suzy Voices! You won the book! Go forth and insult.


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The Mutha of All Mommypie Giveaways

So there’s this woman. Her name is Sandra Magsamen, she lives in Maryland and she’s quite the entrepreneur. She creates a wide array of products — anything from baby books to scrapbook materials and even has a baby clothing line.

And because I’m lovin’ all things entrepreneurial these days, and cannot seem to tear myself away from Swap Mamas long enough to put up a decent post, I’ve got a leetle surprise for you, dear Doogs. A leetle something I like to call


Now, not only does Sandra have all the things above goin’ on, she just came out with a new book. Welcome, Little One is a deluxe interactive novelty book celebrating the magic and joy that come with the arrival of a new baby — an irresistibly sweet gift!

In this special interactive gift book, beloved author and artist Sandra Magsamen celebrates the miracle of Baby’s arrival. With soothing, lulling text and a wide variety of novelty elements, including touch-and-feels, pull-tabs, lift-the-flaps, a musical sound chip, pop-ups and more, readers are invited to remember all of the special moments that are experienced when Baby arrives.


One (1) Grand Prize winner receives a Grand Prize Pack (valued at $149.88!) including:

• Two (2) baby outfits from Sandra’s clothing line Messages from the Heart
• One (1) copy of Welcome, Little One
• One (1) copy of Peek-a-boo, I Love You
• One (1) copy of Baby Love
• One (1) copy of My Blanket
• One (1) copy of Little Blossom
• One (1) copy of Goodnight, Little One
• One (1) copy of Butterfly Kisses
• One (1) copy of Love Bug
• One (1) copy of Bedtime Bunny
• One (1) copy of Little Angel

Four (4) runner-up winners receive a copy of the new book, Welcome Little One! (Each book is valued at $15.99.)

How cool is THAT?

All you have to do for your chance to win is head over to Swap Mamas, join (if you haven’t already), click the INVITE tab and invite all your friends to join you! (I promise, it’s really not that complicated!) The member who refers the most new members in the month of April (’09) will win the Grand Prize; runners-up will be members who refer the second, third, fourth and fifth most new members.

Contest ends April 30, 2009 at midnight MST.

Woot Woot! Good luck!


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Dolphin Book Giveaway Winner!

Congrats Laura — you’re the new owner of the AWESOME Uncover a Dolphin book!


I’m thinking your boys will totally dig it.

Thanks to everyone who played along, and helped me spread the word about Swap Mamas — we’re up to 117 members! (Are you one of the 117? No? Gitcher butt over there and JOIN, Mama! Chop chop!)


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And the Fuzzy Crocs winner is ..

Melanie at MelADramatic Mommy!! Congrats Mel!


A BIG, BIG thanks to Crocs, Inc. for their awesome generosity. Check back in a few days — Santapie will have another giveaway up either Friday or Saturday …


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