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Bovine Love

Mommy, this is the cow’s house. They’re in there together because they’re gay.

Huh?

They’re in there together because the gate.

Gotcha …

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Ecksqueeze Me?

Standing in the entryway last night, MP inadvertently kicked me while trying to get her boots off.

“Sorry Mom, I was just whacking that off.”

*DOH*

“Why are you laughing?”

“Mom?”

Forgive me.

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I do love these boots, though. Even if I am an 11-year-old BOY.

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A Liver Runs Through It

In the spirit of St. Patty’s Day …

Actual correspondence received in my office last month.

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A Liver Runs Through It. The heartwarming story of a boy and his organ.

Badabump.

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Take That

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If this were a girl, it would totally be MP.

Of course, she has no idea her middle finger is anything more than a pointer.

“I’ll have a blue one, a pink one, and and a purple one. Oh yeah, aaaand a lellow one …”

“Mama, what does that word say?”

“Ha ha! Look at that funny man!”

Charmed, I’m sure.

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I’m Pretty Sure I’ve Already Confessed To Being An 11-Year-Old Boy

Here’s the aerial view showing the aftermath of the bomb that went off in MP’s play kitchen today. Like mother, like daughter. And I see she’s been raiding my closet again.

Note the baby doll who’s head is just visible peeking from under the countertop.

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Here’s another angle. Anything look odd to you?

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I’ll help.

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Uhh …

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I promise, this was not staged.

Upon closer inspection …

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Voila!

Baby’s hot dog dinner.

Of COURSE.

I’ll be putting away that carpet cleaner now.

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Break Out The Tarot Cards

MaggiePie told her preschool teacher I had to go to a medium this morning. While her version makes for a better story, I think she meant “meeting.”

Yeah … not nearly as interesting.

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