Yes, I am alive.
I must admit, though, I almost don’t want to post, for fear of breaking up the ragin’ party Depot Dad‘s currently throwing in the comments section of my last post. As for that riding crop and saddle, we’ll talk later, DD.
So here’s the skinny.
I’ve been devoting all my time to my newest baby.
It’s guaranteed to change the dating scene as we single folk know it.
I’m super excited.
I’m wearing it right now.
I’m so proud I could burst.
I usually have Friday’s off, but last week was crazy busy, which meant I had to run into work for a few hours Friday afternoon. Which meant I had to bring MP with me. Which meant helluuuu Happy Meal. I figured it’d keep her occupied for at least 25 minutes.
We were sitting in the McDonald’s drive-thru when MP made an observation.
“Heeeey … the McDonald’s sign looks like a big ‘M.'”
“Yep. And you know why? Sound out McDonald’s. What does it start with?”
“So if it started with a ‘D’ it would be DickDonald’s.”
“And the sign would have a big ‘D’ instead of an ‘M!'”
(Uncontrollable laughter) “Yes, it WOULD.”
Hooked on Phonics. Mommypie gives it two thumbs up.
Thanks to Stay-at-Home Dad Alex, who emailed me this link. Good stuff.
You might know me from the television show CSI.
I like my sunglasses. A LOT. This is my signature move.
Here’s a montage of my favorite dramatic moments.