Suzette is an older woman that works in the office upstairs. She’s a bit … off. The two offices share a kitchen. At any given moment, chances are usually good Suzette can be found talking to herself, rumaging around in the fridge or cleaning out drawers. Who knows. She likes the kitchen. We also have a large meeting space that’s available for rent, so people come and go quite frequently.
Yesterday morning, ACW (Another Co-Worker) came into my office.
ACW: Dude, there’s a DIAPER on top of the fridge.
ME: What? Is it dirty?
ACW: No …
ACW: An ADULT diaper.
ACW: I know.
ME: Are you SURE it’s not dirty?
ACW: It’s not dirty.
ME: Is Suzette losin’ it?
ACW: She’s GOTTA be.
ME: ‘Cause she’s the only one I can think of …
ACW: I KNOW.
ME: Wait, who was here yesterday? Didn’t QB come back at six? Was there a meeting?
ACW: Yeah, she had a Girl Scout thing. [QB is a Troop Leader]
ME: Maybe it was from the meeting?
ACW: Why would Girl Scouts involve adult diapers?
ME: Maybe it was a … craft?
Hey, wanna play church?
Or Hobag Rock Chicks?
I would so rock the Girl Scout diaper crafts. Maybe QB will let me loose on her girls.
I totally want a badge.