MP and I have been fighting off colds for a few days now. I am the color of cream of celery soup. MP is ASKING to go straight to bed after dinner. Somethin’ ain’t right, and I don’t understand it.
Especially in light of the fact we’ve been wiping our hands and faces with THESE bad boys.
Which, in my defense, look suspiciously similar to THESE.
But, to cut costs, I went the Tarzhay brand way, bought the generic, left them in the car, and have been using them on MP and myself every day for the past few weeks. Only after a few days of using them as Kleenex and blowing my NOSE into them, did I notice they left my membranes horribly dry. Drippy, but dry. And smelling like an institution.
Upon closer inspection …
Which I failed to notice. The only thing I saw was:
Kills the common flu virus!
Kills 99.9% of bacteria in 15 seconds!
Crap. I guess this means disinfecting the dog’s poo-face is out of the question.
I’m goin’ to bed.