Five million things on my mind, and unable to place any of them into on coherent post, so I’m going with the piecemeal theme this morning.
First, I need to say I’ve been totally consumed with vampires, thanks to the combination of my new favorite show True Blood on HBO and the Tweeple’s suggestion I read the latest hot novel, Twilight. Finding it in the Young Readers section at the bookstore left me a leettle worried and wondering just WHO you people are. I almost passed. I was skeptical at first, but ultimately, I trust the Doogs, because I do know you’re a bunch of smart cookies, and gotta say … lovin’ it so far.
Now I want a vampire lover. (Methinks I smell a post brewin’ …)
And since I got nothin’, I’ll leave you with these little time capsule nuggets.
Notable Moments in Pie Town Last Week
Dropping MP off at preschool, she looks up at me, and holding her stomach says, “My tummy hurts.”
A four-year-old classmate, sitting nearby, looks up at me, and holding his crotch says, “My balls hurt.”
MP stripped nekkid and on her way to the bath, catches a glimpse of herself in the bathroom’s full-size mirror, stops, poses and says admiringly,
“Humina, humina, hhhumina.”
MP speeding down the front walk on her pink and purple HotWheel.
ME: (yelling from the front step) Be careful, crazy driver!
MP: (screeching to a halt in front of me) You don’t need a license to drrrive a sandwich.
Aw. My little Spongebob.