ACK! BlogHerNot 2008 is just a few days away, and I haven’t even BEGUN to pack. I just KNOW there’ll be hot tubbing and I’m in desperate need of a new swimsuit. And it sounds like everyone’s getting manis and pedis and cuts and colors and …
Which is why I’m happy to report the BlogHerNot 2008 theme is Come As You Are. Because partying in your PJs is waaaay more comfortable than tit-high Spanx. (Sorry Crash Test Mommy — if it’s any consolation, you’ll look waaaay hotter than any of us.)
And because I have a burning desire to cut to the chase, here are just a few of the topics included in this year’s “Things You REALLY Want To Know” series:
Secrets of A-List Bloggers
Take Photos of Your Dogs! Write Letters to Your Kid! Work From Home and Make $40K Per Month!
Hit Men For Hire
How to Silence Trolls, Plagiarisers and Freakshows Forever
What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love & Understanding?
How to Play Nice with Others in Bloggywood. Because Rudeness Is SO 2007.
Stalker Do’s and Don’ts
Earning a Living
25 Proven Traffic Boosters Beginning with Naked Photos
Approval Seekers Rehab
Tips and Tricks of a Successful Comment Whore
Additional topic suggestions are welcomed and encouraged.
And at the end of the day, we’ll convene for a night of doog debauchery and blogga craziness to rival any BlogHer Conference, past or present. I’m hoping, if we promise to clean up after ourselves, Mrs. G will let us use her Women’s Colony. Cross your fingers …
You’ll see. You won’t even miss San Francisco. I promise to have photos to prove it.
UPDATE: Hold on to yer panties … Mrs. G has officially agreed to let us use the Colony. Because she RULES.