Watching CNN during MP’s SORELY NEEDED nap, I learned a few things, just from the news ticker.
THIS nipple cream is bad for nursing babies. REALLY bad.
Speaking of babies …
Communists are big fat ones. Members of Russia’s Communist Party are calling for a nationwide boycott of the new Indiana Jones movie, saying it “aims to undermine communist ideology and distort history.” They even went so far as to warn it could provoke another cold war.
It’s a MOVIE, people. A MO. VIE.
Speaking of ridiculousness …
The whole gas thing. It stinks. The nationwide average for a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline rose to $3.875 today. Retail gas prices are up nearly 10% from a JUST A MONTH AGO and have climbed more than 20% in the last 12 months.
There’s gotta be a better way.
“Hillary can suck it. I am SO winning this thing.”
“Practicing my dance moves for Inaugural Ball. I loves me some Running Man.” (Oh, pleeese click on that link. It made my night.)
“Sh*t. The dog pooped in the Change Tour Bus. AGAIN.”
Yeah. Think I’ll check it out …
Speaking of commies (waaay back there) …
MP’s response when I woke her up?
“MOP! MOP THE FLUURR!!!”
Aye aye, Cap’n.