How’s this for hours of wholesome fun?
The Baby Mama movie site has a Baby Maker. And instead of cookin’ for nine months, this one only takes nine seconds. Pair that with one Bona Fide Gimmick Sucker, yours truly, and you’ll see endless Mommypie hours magically vanish.
I came up with a few options in my quest for the perfect virtual baby.
Musical talent is a desirable trait, yes? I picked the guy from Flight of the Conchords as my first choice Virtual Sperminator. I find him oddly attractive. (Love that accent.) And oddly funny.
Our child, however, is just .. odd.
With that black and blueness, it looks like our little band geek is already well on his way to regularly getting his arse kicked.
Moving on to choice two.
What red-blooded woman can resist the bad boy? Not only does Lazy Town‘s Robbie Rotten have the whole exotic Icelandic thing goin’ on, he’s the baddest of the bad. And so nimble.
And together we have created Leatherface.
Choice number three. David Duchovny. Because he’s hot, he’s talented, he’s funny, he’s sarcastic. He’s Mulder.
Did I mention he’s hot?
And our virtual child?
The poor kid looks like a frostbitten Revolutionary soldier straight from the pages of a Time Life book. Let’s hope he’s funny.
Clearly there’s one choice left.
Mommypie luvs Bossy.