Once cast members’ voices start changing, it’s time to give them the boot, Barney.
Seriously. You’re creepin’ me out.
See how the red-haired boy’s unable to squeeze his legs under the playroom toddler table?
I don’t care how convincing his mother may be … he’s outgrown the part. It’s simply too disturbing — this prancing, this singing, this playing of pat-a-cake. All the while telling me how much he loves me.
I’m afraid we’re going to have to block you, my friend.
You make me feel so … dirty.
Gentle Reader: If you weren’t around in the 70s, and have no idea who Menudo was, this will clear things up.