It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Yo.

Undiedog.

Oh, the indignity.

{Somewhere a certain six-year-old girl is thinking this is preeeetty funny.}

Earl, clean up in aisle nine …

Holy crap. Costco even has a POOL now.

You can drop the kids off and everything.

Change is good, yes?

So Swap Mamas is off to a great start, thanks in big part to all of YOU! If you haven’t joined yet, um … helluu?? Wadda ya waiting for?

Go on! Get your butt over there!

No, seriously.

I’ll wait …

With the exception of the most recent development in my life — that would be The Boy — I’ve been eating, sleeping and breathing Swap Mamas the past few months. And with the whole creative process, sometimes I veer off track.

I’m getting kinda bored with my tagline.

Here’s one idea — just do a little editing.

Or maybe sauce it up a bit.

Perhaps something more Zen.

More Pacino?

Wait for it …

Wait for it …

Take THAT, Google Search Freakshows.

Caption this, Baby.

My Nephew Greyson.

He may LOOK content, but I think he’s silently screaming for a caption.