♫ M is for the moan and the miserable groan from the pain that she she felt when I was boan. ♫
Happy “Thank-God-I-Didn’t-Squeeze-Mr. T-Through-MY-Vagina” Day.
Love ya Mamas!
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Mommy Pie- Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something poo.
- From one smartass to another.
- The spy who loved me.
- Surely they remember my sense of humor …
- I would show you an actual photo but it might gross you out.
- It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
- Escapism, my middle name.
- Cheerio, pip pip, Paula Deen.
- Look who made USA TODAY.
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Oh. My. Gawd. Where on earth did you find that?
(His mom must be so proud.)
Ditto, Jess. How did you even know that existed? You are the Queen of the Internets, Mommypie!
My girly bits agonized just thinking about that huge head shooting out of my vajayjay. And how awesome is it, that of all the bonding experiences I could have with my oldest daughter Megawatt, (19) she asked me to go with her to her very first PAP. Oh joy. I don’t think my OBGYN is ever ever going to let either of us in her office again.
Some people bond with their daughters over cuddles and bedtime stories. Me and Meg…it’s PAP smears and ice cream. Oh boy.
Here wishing one of my favourite mom’s a HAPPY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! Hope it’s a great one MP!
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Freakin’ hilarious, and kind of disturbing. I hope you have a wonderful Mother’s Day Mommy Pie!
Happy Mother’s Day!
For real? I thought Mr. T was just an amazing actor! I didn’t know he had musical ability as part of his resume!
Happy Belated Mother’s Day to you! By the way, I love your blog! (and your humor)