♫ M is for the moan and the miserable groan from the pain that she she felt when I was boan. ♫
Happy “Thank-God-I-Didn’t-Squeeze-Mr. T-Through-MY-Vagina” Day.
Love ya Mamas!
May 8, 2009...11:55 pm
Shout out to all the muthas this weekend.
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Hundreds of thousands of children's items -- clothing, binkies, sippy cups, towels, backpacks, etc -- end up forever lost at daycare, schools, public pools, and all other places children congregate. We're giving away the awesome Giant School/Camp Combo Pack from 
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May 9, 2009 at 5:46 am
Oh. My. Gawd. Where on earth did you find that?
(His mom must be so proud.)
May 9, 2009 at 7:06 am
Ditto, Jess. How did you even know that existed? You are the Queen of the Internets, Mommypie!
May 9, 2009 at 10:27 am
My girly bits agonized just thinking about that huge head shooting out of my vajayjay. And how awesome is it, that of all the bonding experiences I could have with my oldest daughter Megawatt, (19) she asked me to go with her to her very first PAP. Oh joy. I don’t think my OBGYN is ever ever going to let either of us in her office again.
Some people bond with their daughters over cuddles and bedtime stories. Me and Meg…it’s PAP smears and ice cream. Oh boy.
Here wishing one of my favourite mom’s a HAPPY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! Hope it’s a great one MP!
May 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm
vagina
May 10, 2009 at 8:44 am
Freakin’ hilarious, and kind of disturbing. I hope you have a wonderful Mother’s Day Mommy Pie!
May 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Happy Mother’s Day!
May 18, 2009 at 9:56 pm
For real? I thought Mr. T was just an amazing actor! I didn’t know he had musical ability as part of his resume!
Happy Belated Mother’s Day to you! By the way, I love your blog! (and your humor)