Monthly Archives: May 2009
MP, Verminator.
Today, standing in the kitchen, I hear coming from the front porch, “Hey you DIRTY DOG, get outta here! Get outta here or I’ll SHOOT you!” “HEY!” I call in my best, gruff WTF Voice — a bit shocked (Dude, … Continue reading
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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
Last week, after four months and close to 1,000 members, I figured the time had come to get serious about Swap Mamas and open a bank account. Because I’m a crazy optimist, and I’m positive one of these days I … Continue reading
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Incontinence is an inconvenience.
My old friend Cracker called from Boise tonight. She relayed the story of her recent dealings with the customer service department of a company that will remain unnamed. Clearly she was frustrated. What follows are the ACTUAL emails between Cracker … Continue reading
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My sordid past as a p*rn peddler.
So, a few months ago, the fantastic Deb at San Diego Momma got me (and a few other bloggas – Deb of course, Brian at PapaTV, Melissa at Green Girl in Wisconsin, and Jennifer at Thursday Drive — all really, … Continue reading
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Things I’ve learned about entrepreneurship.
I used to think there wasn’t enough time in the day BEFORE the launch of Swap Mamas. Seriously. Smack me now. In addition to the reality of no sleep (Which really isn’t THAT big of a deal. I haven’t slept … Continue reading
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Even better than wax lips. Better tasting too.
This is Dental Hygiene Week at the Pie Town Preschool. MP’s learning the importance of regular brushing and flossing. And what happens when you DON’T take care of your teeth, and eat too much sugar. They turn into marshmallows. Your … Continue reading
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Scenes from A Coffee Shop Musical.
There’s this hip little coffee shop downtown. The music’s a little louder. The crowd’s a little more animated. The joint pulses with energy. Because I’m a people watcher, it’s quickly become one of my favorite afternoon haunts these past few … Continue reading
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Shout out to all the muthas this weekend.
♫ M is for the moan and the miserable groan from the pain that she she felt when I was boan. ♫ Happy “Thank-God-I-Didn’t-Squeeze-Mr. T-Through-MY-Vagina” Day. Love ya Mamas!
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Shave and a haircut, two bits.
Nothing beats being your own boss. The first month since stepping off that cliff has been phenomenal. Liberating. Empowering. Economically … er … challenging. Okay, I’m broke. Which is fine. I may be your textbook eternal optimist, but I’m also … Continue reading
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Adding to my colorful history with delivery men …
I’m completely MORTIFIED. MORtified. So, I’ve been sick going on three weeks now, right? After going back and forth between head cold/stomach flu/head cold/stomach flu, the bug has settled into a melon-splitting sinus infection which absolutely REFUSES to go away. … Continue reading
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