I am a hand whore. For some, it’s a good back scratch. For others, it’s having their feet rubbed. For me, it’s having my hands massaged.
Which is why this makes me laugh. (Make sure you turn up the volume.)
I confess. I totally make people touch my hands for stupid reasons.
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March 11, 2009 at 8:51 am
Um, what the hell was that?
March 11, 2009 at 9:08 am
OMG…that is hilarious. It never ceases to amaze me just how poorly people write and how they refuse to check spelling or grammar before posting something. It just makes that link all the funnier.
March 11, 2009 at 9:27 am
That line is awesome, but the best part is gee-louse (jealouse). I STG, my favorite thing to call Bill is a gee-louse bastert. (He’s neither jealous nor a bastard which only makes it funnier.)
Also? In our house, “YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS!!” is a very good way of saying to the person with whom you’re arguing that you’re all done arguing. So whoever uses it first wins the argument automatically…not sure WHY that’s the case, though. But then I’m not sure about the WHY of a lot of things that happen around here.
March 11, 2009 at 10:45 am
ACW — Sunshine in a link is what that is, my friend. Sunshine in a link.
CBG — I think you meant “funnest.”
Steph — I’m absolutely going to use that line when a fight’s done. You’re a genius.
March 11, 2009 at 11:42 pm
I was eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, catching up on my igoogle and clicked the link…well now everyone is awake in the house because when I tried stifling the laughter, I choked!
I needed that! (not the choking, the laughter)
March 14, 2009 at 7:10 am
That is hilarious….I might have to pop in a few times and let different ones in my fam listen to this….too funny!
March 16, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Weell okay so get offn my butt for not ussing the speel check okay and anyways that Chris he totally deservededddddddddddddd it TOO okay? So nexxt time I will use the spelllcheck thing so get off my backkkkkkkkkk
Loosers
Love,
foolery (probably) ; )
November 3, 2009 at 10:37 am
Everyday since I have seen this, I have greeted my Dad with a “Dear Loser [Chris]“