July 18, 2008...8:08 pm

Farklepants is already drunk.

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Tonight, please join me in a collective virtual toast to Bloggywood and the awesome power it has to bring us together!

I am Blogger. Hear me ROAR.

Or watch Tootsie throw up. Whichever comes first.

Now get yer bootie to The Human Party, hosted by Single Working Mommy, and raise a glass. Things are just getting underway!

BlogHerNot ‘08!

Don’t forget to leave a comment in the post DIRECTLY BEFORE this one to be entered to win some Clooney Love. You know you want it.

16 Comments

  • Me thinks we killed Twitter. Can not tweet. Must be a sign to drink more.

  • Twitter is indeed the broked. Also? Judging by that photo, my cleavage is larger than my drunk head. Awesome.

  • No tweeting for the drunk ladies…there could be a post in that. Thanks again MP…Brilliant…simply brilliant! You deserve a Kudzu Queen Crown!

  • Who the hell brought all the glitter. It got in my drink.

    Oh well, a little roughage never hurt. Much.

  • singleworkingmommy

    It will make your insides sparkly, Auds. Sparkly insides are SO BlogHerNot 08.

  • @singleworkingmommy but when I have to go to the ER because I fell off the table because I thought I could get up there and dance because the jello shots….nevermind that part.

    I was saying, what is the nice little white haired radiologist man gonna say when he xrays my broken bits and sees at that sparkly stuff? I suppose I can always look him dead in the eye and say;

    “Sparkly insides are so BlogHerNot ‘08!”

    Or not.

    I can just see the CNN headlines…

    “Partygoers in NW Central Bloggywood found ingesting the latest craze…Glitter! Story at 11!”

  • mydoppleganger

    I’ve taken about 35 drinks tonight per The Drinking Game: Drink when someone Tweets about BlogHer.
    Thank g-d for GOOD reasons to drink!

  • I think I have Twitter, I mean glitter, in my eye. Help!

    The Human’s Party rocked hard. Thanks SWM!

  • So happy to be participating. Unfortunately, I think I got some glitter in my cleavage when I was doing the jello shots. My cleavage is so cavernous the glitter may not appear till 2012. But I am willing to stash bottle of liquor in it.

  • @Farklepants – Your boobs aren’t really bigger than your head? Crap. I might have to rethink my whole stalking strategy and stick with LaRue.

  • Sometimes living on the Left Coast means you get to stay at parties longer; sometimes it means the party’s over when you finally show up.

    Read (almost) everything; still a few more to go. Thanks for the great idea, Miss pie, and all who linked. It’s been a great day!

    L

  • Tootsie totally stole my Stevie Nicks tribute outfit.

  • Hey Mommas! I might be partying by myself at this hour, but the night is still young in Portland.

    A bottle of wine knocked me out….but I woke up a few hours later with a new lease on the evening: just got thru dancing it up to Lady GaGa, Just Dance, at The Human Party. Heading over to see if I’m not too late to take a shot with Tootsie.

  • Help! I need a Twitter-torial! I have Twhirl and I was wondering if there is any quick way to add all of the BHN08 gals to my Twitter friends. Or whatever. I have no idea of the appropriate Twitter lingo!

  • Di – Sorry for the late reply! I haven’t used Twhirl yet, so I’m not sure if there’s a way to do it … I know you can’t by just using Twitter. Which TRULY is an app someone needs to come up with if it’s not out there already.


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