Noon, California time and I’m sitting at LAX, recovering from two flights and gearing up for the biggie, over the ocean, in just about an hour. I stayed up ALL night with the hope that I’d pass out on the flights. No luck so far, but my fingers are crossed.
Actually, I haven’t been able to [...]
Entries from July 2008
July 31, 2008
I’d like to say I got one of the CHEAP seats, but …
July 31, 2008
A gift from Zombietown
It’s now 1:26 a.m. Three and a half hours before I have to get up, get ready, and board a plane to Hawaii.
I haven’t started packing.
I’m hoping if I stay up and deprive myself of sleep, I’ll snooze away the day, stress free over the ocean.
But before I get going, I wanted to give you [...]
July 30, 2008
There’s a special place in Hell reserved for swimsuit designers.
Tomorrow I’m on my way. Hawaii bound. You guys seriously made me feel much better yesterday — I’m TRYING to relax. Rest assured, I’m fully planning on taking some of your advice and having a few cocktails on the flights.
I have to say, the only thing I’m NOT looking forward to once I actually get [...]
July 29, 2008
Pass the tranquilizer gun. Mama’s getting on a plane.
Just a few more days and I’ll be soaking up the rays in Hawaii with my five oldest BFFs. The MILFs Gone Wild ‘08 Tour.
Whatever. Humor me.
No husbands, no significant others, no children. I should be psyched. I should be dreaming of surf and sand and drinks adorned with pink umbrellas I’ll collect to bring home [...]
July 28, 2008
Stupid choices and dumb luck.
Look at this little douche.
He’s SMILING. It’s after 3 a.m. Saturday morning. He’s just been in a major collision. He’s flipped his truck after allegedly making a left turn in front of an oncoming car. According to sources, he’s being charged with misdemeanor DUI. Misdemeanor, because his female passenger and the driver of the other [...]
July 26, 2008
Doogs Weekend is back!
Got a little off track last weekend with all the BlogHerNot revelry, but coming back to the Doogs Weekend idea, with another question for you.
If you’re new, the only explanation you need is that I’m dedicating the weekends to YOU. To learning more about who you are and what makes you tick. Because I already [...]
July 25, 2008
Beer cans, biplanes and the intricacies of networking
Last night was my once a month, sometimes excruciatingly tiresome, obligatory networking cocktail-y work thing. This month’s outdoor event was okay — made fun primarily because my best guy friend in town (we’ll call him News Guy — I love him to bits) showed up. His timing couldn’t have been better. I needed someone to [...]
July 24, 2008
God, sex and a physiology lesson. All in one morning.
Stormy weather the past few days has totally farked up the satellite, so we’ve been without TV. Which isn’t so bad. (Except I miss my spook shows. I was sad without my Ghost Hunters last night.)
Instead of watching cartoons this morning while I got ready for work, MP was left to her own devices. Over [...]
July 23, 2008
You had me at ‘neener neener.’
My BFF of nearly 30 years has been living in Chile this past year, teaching English to businessmen and women, and now second graders.
Tea returned home this week, bringing her new Chilean boyfriend for a quick visit before she and I head to Hawaii and the Girls Gone Wild event next week. We’ll be joining [...]
July 22, 2008
And the wiener is …
Dear Mixmaster D (or the artist formerly known as San Diego Momma),
You ROCK. Last night, you spent hours with Mommypie, trying to help Retardo Montablan compile and embed the BlogHerNot ‘08 Party Playlist on her site.
My sincerest apologies for getting so heated. And burning Mommypie’s lap. I partied so freakin’ hard over the weekend, I’m not [...]
Kimberley Clayton Blaine, also known as 
