Say this to any female over the age of 10.
Wow, you’re getting bigger!
We need to get you new underwear. Your tush is getting bigger!
(Clapping and smiling won’t help.)
Speak Your Piece
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Mommy Pie- Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something poo.
- From one smartass to another.
- The spy who loved me.
- Surely they remember my sense of humor …
- I would show you an actual photo but it might gross you out.
- It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
- Escapism, my middle name.
- Cheerio, pip pip, Paula Deen.
- Look who made USA TODAY.
- MPs POV
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Oh NO!!!!!!!
Well it might soften it a little for me if you called it my tush, but yeah, it’s still painful.
amyinohio
uh oh. I think I’d deliver something a little more harsh…
Well at least you weren’t talking about her boobies!
Holy Sixteen Candles!
You’re not going to believe this, but we had almost the same conversation in the bathroom this morning… but my babe took it as an invitation to go shopping for new clothes.
Too funny. The same thing wound up happening to me — spent the afternoon with MP buying WAY more summer outfits than necessary. And mine’s only 4!!
Umm….smacked upside the head seems mild to The Princess.
How are we feeling about muzzles these days?
(Joke…that is a joke…even I am not *that* twisted!)
Grins & giggles for a splendid weekend!
TP