MP is sitting on the potty.
“Mommy, the poop is a ‘he’ and the pee is a ‘she.’”
(gruuunt)
“They’re getting married.”
Yup.
And now you know why I’m not married.
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Mommy Pie- Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something poo.
- From one smartass to another.
- The spy who loved me.
- Surely they remember my sense of humor …
- I would show you an actual photo but it might gross you out.
- It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
- Escapism, my middle name.
- Cheerio, pip pip, Paula Deen.
- Look who made USA TODAY.
- MPs POV
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awesome. men are pieces of shit. wonder where she gets that…? :p
I love it. Men are poo. She’s a smart girl.
what a brilliant kid! get her a blog!
your daughter is too funny – so cute!
Bossy loves the concept of engendered waste.
But who will preside? Reverend T.P.?
Men are poo. Engendered waste. Reverend T.P.
You crack me up, doogs.
Okay. I just peed a little.
That might be the funniest thing i’ve heard…ever.