If I Ever Get Married …

(and that’s a biiigg IF)
THIS is how I want Mr. Pie to see me.
To look right past the baggy sweats.
And the scary fro in the morning and the few extra pounds and the frazzly crazy OCDin’ mess I can be.
To see that inner goddess I KNOW is there. Somewhere.
THIS is what I’m holding out for.
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Facebook Shmacebook

About six months ago, I built myself a little Facebook page. I’m not exactly sure I remember why.
Wait. Yes I do. I was stalking someone. Well, not really. But kinda. Nothing creepy or bad … let’s just say it was a distant relative.
I digress.
The whole thing was against my better judgment. And now I know [...]

Poop and Pee Pee, Sittin’ in a Tree …

MP is sitting on the potty.
“Mommy, the poop is a ‘he’ and the pee is a ’she.’”
(gruuunt)
“They’re getting married.”
Yup.
And now you know why I’m not married.

Balls.

I forgot to include my check when I sent off my taxes April 15. Now what? Does this mean I won’t be getting my economic stimulus check this week?
Day five of the pasties, and I just found out they’re made with a HYUGE amount of LARD. I KNEW it. Anything that tasty can’t be good for you.
That’s all.

The Poll, The Poll!

Look! Look! Up there — in the right hand corner!
You have no idea how proud of myself I am! After nearly going insane, I was able to backdoor the completely jacked-up WordPress system and figure out a way to make my very own poll! Yippee!
So here’s the deal … you take the poll, then leave [...]

Sex in the City Countdown!

Ms. Single Mama alerted me to the news that the Sex in the City movie is coming out MAY 30!
Color me HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!

The trailer gives a lot away, but after doing a little research, I’ve learned a small detail you may or may not have heard about. Someone dies. What?!? [...]

Apparently I’m a Figment …

HowManyOfMe.com

There are
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

A Lesson in Judgment

Before yesterday, I never would’ve considered myself a judgmental person. Anyone who knows me, knows I am anything but. At least I always thought so.
I stand corrected.
A few posts ago I wrote I was being sent to the armpit of the state for a two day conference. I spent yesterday, last night and today in [...]

My Best Nancy Drew Impression

First off, thank you Doogs for all your sweet bday wishes! The day was nice and low key, culminating in 75-minute deep tissue massage at 3:00, my favorite cold-weather dinner — Grammy’s pot roast — and a spectacular pink cake proudly decorated by MP.

Tuesday night I DID go out for a few glasses of bubbly [...]

Feels Just Like Yesterday

How fast it all goes.
Happy 40th to me …

 Mommypie circa 1988