Bathroom Talk

invitation70.jpgMP’s been sitting on the potty for awhile. I poke my head into the bathroom.

“Mama, I’m getting odor.”

“Wha??”

“I’m getting OH-DUR!”

“Mmm …”

“I’m almost FUR!” (Holding four fingers up.)

Oooohhhh.

“Yes, you ARE getting older.”

“I can’t wait for my party!” (Arm pump, arm pump)

Ten minutes elapse. MP bellows from the bathroom.

“Maaaamaa!”

“MAH-MAH! Cleared for takeoff!

“What?”

“KUH-LEARD for takeoff!!”

Apparently, new code for ‘Come wipe my butt.’

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