Entries from March 2008
March 31, 2008
LMAO
Here’s my contribution to Make Me Laugh Monday … if this isn’t good for a guffaw, something’s terribly wrong.
Enjoy!
March 30, 2008
The Weekly Lineup
Lately, once MP goes to bed, I spend most of my time online. The dishes left to sit in the sink and the pile of unfolded laundry on the couch speak to that.
I’m not one of those sexy, dating single moms, like Rachel at Single Mom Seeking, or my blogging buddy Ms. Single Mama. I [...]
March 29, 2008
Friday Afternoon Walk
The temp’s hit the high 30s! Good thing, because MP and I were beginning to go a little stir crazy waiting for spring to arrive.
Armed with ball and bunny, we followed the cries of a baby osprey (osprey or hawk — I should know by now, but still can never tell) to a large tree [...]
March 28, 2008
Florida’s Calling My Name
I have Sciatica.
I’m sure of it. A freakish, nagging, nearly unbearable pain running down the back of my thigh.
SCIATICA \si-’a-ti-ka\, noun
Pain along the course of a sciatic nerve especially in the back of the thigh
At some point in my 39 years, I acquired this knowledge and stored it in the Hypochondriac Vault to join vast [...]
March 27, 2008
It’s Late. Watching Conan. Not Carson.
Bjork is a space alien.
‘Nuff said.
And, tell me please, how is Carson Daly STILL on the air? Inquiring minds want to know.
Image borrowed from these guys.
March 26, 2008
Welcome to Mars. May I Take Your Order?
Last Friday, after gymnastics, MP and I went out to lunch with her BFF Gigi and Gigi’s mom (also my friend).
We went to the usual place. It had changed a bit over the past few weeks.
At this point, I’m wondering what planet we’ve landed on.
Here’s MP enjoying the leather couch. Note the perilously perched sculpture [...]
March 25, 2008
Who’s The Boss?
9:15 a.m. Conversation in the Car
MP: My feet are tired.
Me: My eyes are tired. Hey, make sure you take a nap at school today, okay?
MP: Okay. You should take a nap at work.
Me: I wish I could. My boss doesn’t let me take naps at work.
MP: WHAT?!? Well, you have to tell him YOU’RE [...]
March 25, 2008
Hoober Bloob
My brother thinks it hilarious to give MP loud toys that scream UGLY and take up valuable real estate inside my house.
Like this.
My dad (aka Bobo) thought he’d get in on the fun with this little gem.
Because who wouldn’t want a giant Rainbow Trout?
(Okay, I have to admit I’m not 100 percent sure this was [...]
Kimberley Clayton Blaine, also known as 
